Guys Nights Out

[R-Jack]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Just becasue you fuck sticks think you are handing my ass too me, doesn't mean i buy it.

All of your criticisms are lame ass smack or mistaken interpretations of the truth.

By the way, this isn't a troll!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not a troll? You mean to tell me someone out there is this stupid?
Only in America Jr.
Only in America Jr.

I don't really give a damn if you buy it. Save your monopoly money. I know it. Everyone knows it. Everyone has seen it. I, Rozy, elgrande, and half of the city of Houston have handed you your ass on silver platter.

It looks like you're the only one screaming that the sky is falling here Chicken Little. Wait, let me explain that since nursrey rhymes are above your reading level. That means you are the only one who thinks you haven't been treated like a two dollar whore. Good God you suck.

Don't you have about fifteen lame ass topics to start right about now?

[Adept]

I'll start some new topics later on.

You guys can treat me like the $2 whore, but $2us is a lot here, and you are the ones using the $@ whore.

[PrimeX]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
I thought at a board of "men" there would be more (or at least some) glorification of alcohol.

I guess that just goes to show - YOU ARE ALL FUCKING GAY LOSERS!

HAHAHA!!!!</font></font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, what it shows is real men don't have to brag about our nightly slumbers when we do decide to hit the bar scene. Us grown men got out of this habit for the most part, when we decided to enter the real world and get a real job that pays us real money so we can pay our real bills. You are nothing more than an incoherent teenager whose maturity has not yet blossomed.

Brag all you want, you're still a real tool with more problems than just alcohol and low self esteem. You'll move out of your parents crib one day, just be patient.

Psst...I guess I'm not your average American. I'm 28 with a great job, and absolutely no debt. Oh, I'm also another Houstonian...I know you love us.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 12, 2002 05:55 PM: Message edited by: PrimeX ]</font>

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 12, 2002 05:56 PM: Message edited by: PrimeX ]</font>

[Supermanic]

Since I am a Houstonian, I feel compelled to jump in here to reinforce the fact that Inept really, REALLY sux and is gaix.
Guys night out.
Pissing in gas tanks
Wrestling in your "club clothes"
What the fuck is up with that?
Ladies and gentleman, I believe a new level of stupidity has been achieved.

[Adept]

Are you the self proclaimed new level!

Shit, have you losers never been drunk.

I bought like 200$ of clothes one night, that weekend we went out drinking we went sledding down a grass hill on our way home.

Along with tremendous wedgies i ruined all the clothes. Well not all.

That shit is funny.

The pissing in gas tanks, that wasn't me, that was a buddy. We were going to a campus club, and it was a minivan in the proffessor lot. Thats funny!

[Pogue Mahone]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
I bought like 200$ of clothes one night,
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Is that supposed to be impressive? Even assuming that that's $200 USD, that's hadly more than a nice pair of slacks.

[IRIE LAGOS]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:


The pissing in gas tanks, that wasn't me, that was a buddy. We were going to a campus club, and it was a minivan in the proffessor lot. Thats funny!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

"I want to party with you Lee Harvey......"

NGFYJO !!!!!!

O-L,
IL

[Supermanic]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pogue Mahone:


Is that supposed to be impressive? Even assuming that that's $200 USD, that's hadly more than a nice pair of slacks.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think the genius meant for the wedgie to be impressive.

[R-Jack]

If anything, let's give Inept the credit of knowing he's young and letting his youth shine through like a beacon of light. Of course after reading his posts, that beacon is really the light that shines through a piece of paper after it's been pricked with a needle.

You sure are the dim bulb in the group there aren't you buddy. Why do I get the feeling those epic stories of you and your buddies, Ace and Gary, involve YOU getting sloshed and doing shit like yelling loud at cars, urinating on electric fences, trying to fuck a goat in your club clothes, etc.? I don't think you get it Inept, you are the group drunk. That one guy no one really likes, but is brought along because of the immature shit he does when he can't handle his beer.

Dude, your buddies are having a blast at your expense. Hell, they laugh about it while enjoying a Grand Slam at Dennys while your drunk ass is passed out in the back of the car sleeping in a puddle of your own puke.

Having everyone laughing AT you is not a part of being young Inept.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 12, 2002 12:46 PM: Message edited by: R-Jack ]</font>

[Adept]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pogue Mahone:
Is that supposed to be impressive? Even assuming that that's $200 USD, that's hadly more than a nice pair of slacks.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, its 200 cad. It was like a columbia button-up short sleeve and a pair of columbia golf shorts (summer clothes).

Pouge is little miss fancy pants.

Then again, some of my JNY shit ain't cheap?